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๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚ this is hilarious.

I don't actually know who ANY of these influencers actually are, if they are actual people or not... Hang on! That was profound.๐Ÿ˜‚ Actually, pretty sure no influencer IS an actual person, just a performative persona.

Actually, I lied. I do know the Kardashian someones actually exist, but only because a friend mentioned them in a rant a few years ago & I innocently & confusedly asked "wait...who?". The friend's mouth dropped open & they then refused to tell me who they were to preserve my innocence. Minutes later a bus drove past & I noted the very same name printed on it's advertising & a larger-than-life Bratz doll persona posed with it. So... I've heard of them...but know no more. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜… True story.

I am on an IV feed ; an Influencer Virginal diet.

Phew.๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

Safe from DUI.

Thanks for the laughs.

I love ur profile pic. ๐Ÿ˜