I don't actually know who ANY of these influencers actually are, if they are actual people or not... Hang on! That was profound.๐ Actually, pretty sure no influencer IS an actual person, just a performative persona.
Actually, I lied. I do know the Kardashian someones actually exist, but only because a friend mentioned them in a rant a few years ago & I innocently & confusedly asked "wait...who?". The friend's mouth dropped open & they then refused to tell me who they were to preserve my innocence. Minutes later a bus drove past & I noted the very same name printed on it's advertising & a larger-than-life Bratz doll persona posed with it. So... I've heard of them...but know no more. ๐ค๐ True story.
๐๐๐ค๐ this is hilarious.
I don't actually know who ANY of these influencers actually are, if they are actual people or not... Hang on! That was profound.๐ Actually, pretty sure no influencer IS an actual person, just a performative persona.
Actually, I lied. I do know the Kardashian someones actually exist, but only because a friend mentioned them in a rant a few years ago & I innocently & confusedly asked "wait...who?". The friend's mouth dropped open & they then refused to tell me who they were to preserve my innocence. Minutes later a bus drove past & I noted the very same name printed on it's advertising & a larger-than-life Bratz doll persona posed with it. So... I've heard of them...but know no more. ๐ค๐ True story.
I am on an IV feed ; an Influencer Virginal diet.
Phew.๐ ๐
Safe from DUI.
Thanks for the laughs.
I love ur profile pic. ๐